The Maiden Voyage

Well, here we are at the inaugural post for the TWAP Blog. We would suspect that the first question you might all have is, "Why do so many Europeans love David Hasselhoff?" Or maybe it is, "What does TWAP stand for?" Do not fret, young grasshopper, all will be revealed to you. We just can't say when.

Our mission is clear, as well as two-fold. First, we need a place on the Internet to quickly dump a textual representation of all of the funny and mundane shit that happens to us during the day so we don't forget it forever 10 minutes after it happens. Second, we feel an overpowering sense of duty to provide such a place on the Internet for the commoner, the serf, the unwashed, to take a few minutes out of their otherwise average life and maybe get a chuckle, a guffaw, or maybe even a LOL. This means you, dummy.

Here is a sample of what to expect out at TWAP....

Well, we just got back from lunch at the Food Court at the local mall. Man, what a bummer. Normally, the place is crawling with a serious bumper crop of MILFs, but nothing could have been further from the truth today. All I wanted to do was shout "BINGO" at the top of my lungs just so I could hear loud groaning from the bluehairs and swearing like longshoremen with bunions from their cigar-store Indian counterparts, as well as see the in-house defibrillator in action. But alas, I showed remarkable restraint.

As a final note, we don't know whether we will be publishing individually or in cahoots, as they say. We do know this, though... you cannot contribute, save for Comments. No, this is strictly a creative outlet to maintain our sanity, keep us from urinating in our seats, and most importantly, making fun at your expense.

We hope you will enjoy this as much as we plan to.