"We're not dead yet.."

To our tens of fans,

As much as I hate to admit this, Horatio is a complete slacker. I know, I know. You are shocked by this wild and unsubstantiated accusation. Hear me out. I mean, look at this blog. Our last post was in freaking January?!?!?!? Are you kidding myself???? On a daily basis, I supply Horatio with material worthy of the now-defunct Jimmie Walker show, let alone this irreverent blog. But does he post it? Nooooooooooooooooooo. But, I am sure that you already knew this as evident by the fact that in terms of blog rankings based on how often they are updated, ours ranks directly behind the Elvis Sightings blog and right ahead of The Chris Benoit Family Blog.

Anyway, I have decided to take matters into my own capable, yet gnarled and arthritic hands and update you, our dedicated fan, on what is going on in the world of Horcorn. As of now, Horatio is attempting to set up a network at home which will include a studio of sorts for creating podcasts. He FINALLY appears to have listened to me as I have told him many, many times, I still think that this whole "internet" thing is going to catch on, and we should try to be in position to "ride the wave", so to speak, to international acclaim and financial independance. However, if you've ever had the pleasure of watching Horatio try to untangle his Christmas lights every year, which he astutely keeps in the same box as his antique bales of barbed wire and cyclone fence, the thought of him trying to construct a home LAN is downright laughable. So, we are at the mercy of his dogged determination (which is dangerously fed by Red Bull by the gallon and a fancy for cocoa-covered expresso beans). On the periphery, we are planning to continue our writing efforts, which is kinda critical due to the fact that what we write is going to be the content of our podcasts. It is sorta like robbing Peter to pay Paul - I think that is a valid comparison.

To make a long story short, we are working on alot of shee-ite right now, so please stay tuned!!!

Cornelius