tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74138442011-07-08T07:58:50.007-04:00Best buds rolling down the rock-laden road of life in a horse-drawn carriage whose mule died three miles back, with computers.Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-52353876669405411552008-10-11T20:23:00.002-04:002008-10-11T20:57:36.343-04:00

In July of last year, I posted a hopeful and optimistic note regarding your friends, Horatio and Cornelius. It was a different time; a time of dreaming, of looking to the future with anticipation, and with a small twinkle in my eye, a time of excitement. In the last several months, that twinkle turned into a full-fledged burning spire of hopeful visions of grandeur, a bonfire the likes of which

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-76393019432066459302007-10-03T14:52:00.001-04:002007-10-04T08:20:13.570-04:00

Hello my friends.I have been gone for months, and I apologize to all of you for not saying "so long", as that is what this simply is, not a "good bye" at all. I currently have been able to send this communication to you purely by the luck of good atmospheric conditions. Where I am, there is no internet connectivity at all, and I have no access to satellite uplinks, orbiting spacecraft or

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-29918966962648923382007-07-13T09:43:00.000-04:002007-07-13T10:11:53.128-04:00

To our tens of fans,As much as I hate to admit this, Horatio is a complete slacker. I know, I know. You are shocked by this wild and unsubstantiated accusation. Hear me out. I mean, look at this blog. Our last post was in freaking January?!?!?!? Are you kidding myself???? On a daily basis, I supply Horatio with material worthy of the now-defunct Jimmie Walker show, let alone this

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1169676124966789982007-01-24T17:02:00.000-05:002007-01-25T12:07:46.390-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,We have been away, but have returned, and have fought viciously to write the next entry to this illustrious blog. After weeks of rehabilitation, reconstructive surgery and returned checks,we have decided to make the next entry, together. Using the power and force of the Internet, we create the following simple story, taking turns in our venture. Enjoy, but blame Cornelius

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1157564950394776812006-09-06T13:39:00.000-04:002006-09-06T16:10:09.340-04:00

Our lives have changed. Ever so suddenly, ever so bittersweetly. Cornelius and I have been away for a very long time from this online haven for the depraved, bored and obscene. Much has happened to us, much that we cannot disclose for the safety of Formicidae the world over. But trust is among us within these pages, and it is time to share but a bit of our experiences. Read on only if you wish,

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1109351034962356112005-02-25T12:02:00.000-05:002005-02-25T12:03:55.053-05:00

Shelley,Listen, I have something I have to tell you about Aruba. Some people call it urban legend, but I have been there. I know. You mentioned that Darren, and I quote, "always has to have some type of city to explore". Although I applaud his exploratory spirit, in Aruba it could get you both into situations that defy explanation. I hope you understand where I am going with this. Oh, yes. The

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1104878408065522222005-01-04T17:13:00.000-05:002005-01-19T09:13:24.973-05:00

The New Year had me thinking for weeks and weeks about setting goals, as since we are all sheep, it's ingrained in our heads to make new goals for the new year. "Make that new goal!!!", "Lose that weight!!", "Procrastinate less!!", "Stop fondling the neighborhood pets!!", "Get that bowling trophy-shaped protrusion on your right thigh looked at by a real doctor!!"... yeah, they're all the same.

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1099424254959177442004-11-02T11:43:00.000-05:002004-11-03T13:57:06.173-05:00

I'm tired of seeing and hearing pseudo-celebrities telling me why I should vote for one of the Presidential candidates because said pseudo-celebrity has so much experience in the real world in which we all live, and they know best. I'm tired of seeing and hearing political ads talking about how this candidate eats babies, or doesn't live locally, or beats old ladies, or kills kittens, or has a

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1088603879983080802004-06-30T09:35:00.000-04:002004-06-30T10:30:29.960-04:00

Yesterday we held a Red Cross Blood Drive at our place of employment. This is something we typically do about 3-4 times a year and is a great way to contribute to a worthy cause with minimal effort. Anyway, my appointment was at 9:00 am and everything went smoothly. After the required pre-donation grilling to make sure I wasn't a HIV-infested, drug-crazed, prostitute-employing, porthole pirate

Horatio and Corneliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16830835843600931717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7413844.post-1088178157054715742004-06-25T11:34:00.000-04:002004-06-25T14:17:46.206-04:00

Well, here we are at the inaugural post for the TWAP Blog. We would suspect that the first question you might all have is, "Why do so many Europeans love David Hasselhoff?" Or maybe it is, "What does TWAP stand for?" Do not fret, young grasshopper, all will be revealed to you. We just can't say when. Our mission is clear, as well as two-fold. First, we need a place on the Internet to

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